December 22, 2009 By: Evan J. Thomas Now that Brian Kelly has been on the job at Notre Dame for just over a week, I am going over a mock first week checklist for Coach Kelly. Enjoy! - Return Charlie Weis’ Super Bowl rings that he left in the desk drawer. - Take down the autographed photos of former Michigan quarterback Tom Brady that were gracing the walls. - Have the movie “Rudy” playing on a continuous loop in my office Blue Ray player. - Follow up on future Irish starting quarterback Dayne Christ and his scheduled rehab. - Wrap wide receiver Michael Floyd in bubble wrap so he doesn’t get injured this offseason. - Learn the names of all janitors who sweep and mop the floors. - Remember to say 100 Hail Mary’s before leaving church. - Call Los Angeles post office to forward all mail marked “University of Southern California” to South Bend, Indiana - Contact University of Washington about the possibility of Nate Montana returning to Notre Dame in a backup roll. - Hope that “Rudy, The Golden Gnome” reaches 100,000 friends on Facebook!! Search: “Rudy, The Golden Gnome” and become a fan! - Hire an offensive and defensive coordinator; I think Charlie Weis may be looking for a coordinator job. - Set up a 5-year plan on how not to lose to Navy. - Make sure to rid my closet of all things red and black. - Send all Cincinnati hate mail to Ann Arbor, Michigan. - Thank ND Athletic Director Jack Swarbrick for this job every time I see him. - Walk the campus of Notre Dame and think to myself how small Cincinnati was compared to this. - Silently search for a location on the stadium grounds for where they will erect my bronze statue after winning a national title. This is your new blog post. Click here and start typing, or drag in elements from the top bar.
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